This article was co-written by Dan Shipper and Kieran O’Hare.
In the 1975 classic 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Paul Simon croons:
‘The problem is all inside your head’, she said to me.
‘The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover.’
For Paul Simon there might be fifty…